Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Classic Post Reposted: How to Cook Bratwurst

(This post is a repeat from May 13, 2011. It has proved to be the most popular single post ever on this blog, and based on my experience, it has every right to be.)

As promised, I'm going to expose the secrets to perfect brats. First, though, let me take you, if I may, on a journey - a journey back to how I first learned the basics of this highly-favoured endeavour.

Perhaps you already know that my wife and her family hail originally from Wisconsin. Moving from Sheboygan, Wisconsin - sausage capital of the US - to the Detroit area meant some significant lifestyle changes, not least of which was the basic lack of what they had come to know and love as bratwurst. What to do?
Well, my ever-resourceful then-future father-in-law found a way to have real Sheboygan brats flown into Detroit, and massive quantities were received each year to the delight of all and sundry.

When the time came for me to ask him for his daughter's hand, I had already been introduced to the glories of properly-prepared bratwurst. He and I sat down in the living room, where I told him that I had an important question for him. "I was wondering," I asked, "where you get the brats?" The cool thing is, he told me the whole story about getting them flown in via a perhaps-then-illegal interstate meat transaction. With that out of the way, I told him that I wanted to marry his daughter, and he averred that he thought that was a good idea.

Sadly, the Sheboygan Sausage Company of Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin is no more, but the recipe was (supposedly) purchased by the Johnsonville company, and that is now the brat of choice.
(An interesting side note here: we did find what we considered to be vastly superior brats on a trip through Sheboygan at the Miesfeld's Triangle Market - several times State Champions, in fact - but the cost of shipping so far outweighed the cost of the sausage that it will remain a "when we pass through we're buying a bunch" kind of thing. But I digress.)
It was at a family reunion here in town that I learned at the elbow of my father-in-law just how it was done. (Note the past tense there, it actually gets better!) The brats must be boiled a bit in a mix of beer and water before going on the grill. This lets them release some of their fat before hitting the fire, the which can be an exciting event.
A squirt bottle of water was the tool of the day for keeping down the flare-ups that did arise, although the beer held in the other hand would do quite nicely as well. Care should be taken to avoid stirring up too many ashes - they can stick to the brats and make for a grittier-than-desirable experience (and yes, that does mean that charcoal is the preferred heat source).
There you have the basics of brat grilling. Condiments and bunnage are best left to the individual's taste, but mustard, onions, Swiss cheese, and sauerkraut make up my starting point.

Now to reveal the secret to my enhanced bratwurst cooking process.
Into the pot of beer and water (I generally use Molson Canadian) I add an onion cut into wedges, and a healthy dose of nutmeg. These additions add just the right notes to the already-delicious flavour of the brats, and the kitchen smells glorious all the while too.

Now please, go and enjoy your bratwurst, but enjoy them responsibly.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Catching up with the times

I just thought I'd join the parade before it passes me by, and move into the era of smartphones and qr codes.

Enjoy:

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

RIP Ray Harryhausen

Ray Harryhausen, the man who made skeletons move and fight against Jason, trying to prevent his taking of the golden fleece, has shuffled off this mortal coil.

Here's a rather nice tribute, along with a link to that spectacular fight scene:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/05/07/ray_harryhausen_obituary/

In spite of the fact that Argos suck, both the movie and those skeletons were amazing!

His artistry was an inspiration to many other filmmakers, and he will be missed.

Friday, May 03, 2013

Summer is nearly upon us

That means it's nearly Summer reading time, so why not take a quick tour of my Amazon page?

Charlie van Becelaere's Amazon Author Page

There are delightful books there for your consideration, and who knows? perhaps you'll do a bit more shopping on Amazon once you're there. I know it's a terrible temptation for me.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Carnage du Jour - 27 Apr 2013

Another beautiful day in the neighbourhood, so back to the grill, eh?

We had a nice porterhouse steak waiting for the flames, but what should accompany it?
Well, there were a couple sweet potatoes in the cellar, and a nice head of radicchio in the fridge, so out they came.

While the fire got ready for cooking, I peeled the sweet potatoes gave them a bit of a head start in the microwave. They were halved lengthwise to present a nice surface for some flame-induced caramelization. Oh, fear not, I didn't leave them on their own in this endeavour - I created a nice maple chipotle butter as a glaze.
As to the radicchio, I simply halved the head and let it drink in a bit of nice Italian dressing as they waited their turn on the fire.

Everything actually finished at the same time (thanks to my microwave head-start trick), and one of nicest comments I can imagine was Heidi's "I can't decide which of the three I like the best."
In fact, I found myself in much the same quandary - and if I'm going to be in a quandary, that's one of the nicest ones I can imagine.

Yes, maple chipotle butter: highly recommended.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

What to Read Next - 25 April 2013

Dhalgren, Samuel R. Delany

It's been a long time since I had read this book, and the last time I didn't actually make it all the way through it.
I almost didn't make it through this time, but I really don't like giving up, so I pressed on, and I'm pretty sure that I'm glad I did.

Delany is never a quick, breezy kind of read, and Dhalgren is about as dense as anything of his that I've read (I'll leave the Tales of Neveryon aside - that's been reviewed separately below.). When I hit the part at the end with multiple streams of narrative on the page, I wondered how long I could keep at it, but it did settle down to a readable amount.

Anyway, I really hadn't realized just how much this book had influenced my writing in A Rune With A View (2012, Grand Teuton Press). Much of the mysterious aspect of  how Jerry doesn't really know what's going on around him - while his companions seem to have a bit more of a clue - is at least atmospherically related to the way Kid drifts around Bellona in Dhalgren.

Still, unlike Delany, at least I let everyone in on what had been going on by the time the book ended; and the climactic scene in my book owes much more to Charles Williams than to Delany. In fact, it was that scene, and its very conscious debt to Williams, that was the whole point of writing the rest of the book.

But, back to Dhalgren:
I'm not sure I can recommend the book to other readers (there are simply too many bizarre and quite disturbing scenes and actions in there), but if you've read others of his books, but not this one, then you really ought to add it to your reading list.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Can anyone explain to me

why the Federal government is involved in the M1 Rail project?

Here's a 3.3 mile loop of streetcar rail along Woodward that doesn't even cross a city's boundaries, let alone any State borders.

Why does the federal government have anything to do with a 3 mile bit of rail that goes from one part of town to another and back?