Saturday, December 11, 2021

Sharing Is Caring - 11 December 2021 - Plague Journal Day 639

Micah 6:8
1 Corinthians 9:9-11
Yes, your life matters.

Some of you are still sheltering in place, but fear not: I'm here to keep you sane and entertained.
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one?

Today is International Shareware Day! I'm not sure how much stuff still qualifies as shareware, but I'm definitely a big user and supporter of open source software. I have a couple machines running Linux (Mint), and every PC in the house has LibreOffice, Firefox, Thunderbird, and a raft of other open source applications.
I guess that's all one form of shareware - the donation model where the software is distributed with no limitations or time horizons, but rather with a request for donations to the author, although most shareware isn't open source.

At any rate, I think the whole idea of shareware is a great one. It lets someone with an idea for an application find a way to get it to a bunch of users without necessarily going through a major publisher. At the same time it lets users find an application that does what they need at a much more affordable price.
Pretty much a win-win scenario.

Have a need for some application on your computer? It may already be out there as shareware or open source freeware, but if not, why not try to solve it yourself and then see if you can find other folks who also want it, and share it? Coding isn't dead simple, but it's not something mysterious; it's very definitely something you can learn.


Keep Calm and Don't Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
The mental health issues related to our lockdown and the pandemic are especially hard for people with depression. NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, has a 24 hour helpline: 800-950-6264.


Friday, December 10, 2021

Thank You, Sir! May I Have Another? - 10 December 2021 - Plague Journal Day 638

Micah 6:8
Proverbs 13:12
Yes, your life matters.

Some of you are still sheltering in place, but fear not: I'm here to keep you sane and entertained.
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one?

Twenty years. It's really been twenty years since the first of the Lord of the Rings films was released.

I still remember sitting in the theatre waiting for it to start. Then in no time (or actually something like three hours) it was over.
The four of us sat there for a moment (after having cheered the Key Grip, as is our wont) and agreed that we would sit there for another three hours if the next film were ready to start right then. It was that amazing.


Peter Jackson did such a great job in adapting Tolkien's books (apart from leaving out Tom Bombadil - what's up with that?) that it was a shock to see what he did to The Hobbit. A simple tale was expanded, altered, stretched almost beyond recognition in parts; but I digress.

The glory that was the Fellowship of the Rings was first released on 10 December 2001, and it was so worth watching that one can ignore the few problems with that trilogy and (nearly) those of the Hobbit trilogy. (Trilogy? It was a tiny book! What were you thinking, Peter Jackson?)

Now the question is - what films are you willing to sit in a crowded(?) theatre to watch? What films are you anticipating? I'm getting tired of all the remakes, reboots, retreads, re-whatevers that pass for new these days. Can't someone make a new story with new characters? Please?

Keep Calm and Don't Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
The mental health issues related to our lockdown and the pandemic are especially hard for people with depression. NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, has a 24 hour helpline: 800-950-6264.



Thursday, December 09, 2021

Get the Iodine! - 09 December 2021 - Plague Journal Day 637

Micah 6:8
Luke 2:1-20
Yes, your life matters.

Some of you are still sheltering in place, but fear not: I'm here to keep you sane and entertained.
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one?


Today marks an important date in the history of American Christmas celebration. On 09 December 1965 A Charlie Brown Christmas aired for the first time on television. It's hard to imagine the season without the cast dancing to Schroeder's piano, Snoopy decorating his doghouse, Charlie Brown buying a tree that needs some love, and Linus reciting the Christmas story from the book of Luke. Maybe it isn't really all run by an East Coast syndicate after all!
I'm looking forward to watching it again this year, that's for sure.


Also - today marks our choirs' final rehearsals before Music Sunday! The bell choir will play, the chancel choir will sing, we have two keyboard solos, and the congregation will be joining in on some beloved hymns. It should be a wonderful time of worship and celebration.

Keep Calm and Don't Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
The mental health issues related to our lockdown and the pandemic are especially hard for people with depression. NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, has a 24 hour helpline: 800-950-6264.






Wednesday, December 08, 2021

Jacob Von Hogflume - 08 December 2021 - Plague Journal Day 636

Micah 6:8
Joshua 10:12-14
Yes, your life matters.

Some of you are still sheltering in place, but fear not: I'm here to keep you sane and entertained.
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one?

Today is Pretend To Be A Time-Traveler Day. What a cool idea! I think it could be equally fun to be from either the past or the future. There would be totally different questions, misperceptions, and misunderstandings to prepare for each.
I recently heard a pretty good stand-up routine that relates to this. The comic was telling of the time he was working in a coffee shop and a customer asked for a ham & cheese croissant. Well, they didn't have - never had had - ham & cheese croissants on the menu, and he told the customer that. Confusion reigned as the customer asserted that he had had one at that very shop a couple weeks before.
Eventually he went away disappointed and confused. The storyteller realized there might have been a ham & cheese croissant in the rotating sandwich selection at some point, so the customer may have been correct. However, he preferred to think the guy was a time-traveler who had missed the mark by a few weeks, as shortly after this incident the menu was updated to include a ham & cheese croissant as a regular item.
I agree - making the guy a time-traveler makes the story way better than a simple misunderstanding about what part of the menu or sandwich display to check.
So - go out and explore this unique time, having come from some other era where COVID-19 either hasn't happened yet or has been eradicated by genetically modified e-coli in the drinking water (or whatever other options you discover in your future).


In addition, today is National Lard Day. That means it's the ideal time to render a carcass or to make a delightfully flaky pie crust. Your choice.


Keep Calm and Don't Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
The mental health issues related to our lockdown and the pandemic are especially hard for people with depression. NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, has a 24 hour helpline: 800-950-6264.

Tuesday, December 07, 2021

Infamy! - 07 December 2021 - Plague Journal Day 635

Micah 6:8
Psalm 56
Yes, your life matters.

Some of you are still sheltering in place, but fear not: I'm here to keep you sane and entertained.
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one?

I'm certainly glad that FDR didn't actually respond to the attack at Pearl Harbor the way he was portrayed in "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger" by the Firesign Theatre. In that comedy gem, the President interrupts the broadcast of the detective show just as Nick is about to reveal whodunit and how he knew. What the ersatz FDR says is that he has decided that the United States will unconditionally surrender, then sends us back to Nick Danger. Naturally, we've missed the reveal and only hear the congratulations for his having solved the case. Ah - I miss discovering wonderful bits like that.


Still, we need to remember that eighty years ago today, forces of the Empire of Japan attacked our naval station at Pearl Harbor in the Hawaiian Islands, thus ensuring the defeat of the Axis powers by bringing these United States into the fray and starting up the Arsenal of Democracy. Every cloud has a silver lining, one supposes, and this was certainly the lining for this attack - the American people, in their righteous might, won through to absolute victory.


Keep Calm and Don't Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
The mental health issues related to our lockdown and the pandemic are especially hard for people with depression. NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, has a 24 hour helpline: 800-950-6264.

Monday, December 06, 2021

Who Can Fill Those Shoes? - 06 December 2021 - Plague Journal Day 634

Micah 6:8
Luke 15:21-23
Yes, your life matters.

Some of you are still sheltering in place, but fear not: I'm here to keep you sane and entertained.
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one?

Wouldn't you like to find your shoes filled with goodies? I imagine most people would say yes to that question. If only there were a holiday where that might happen. If only there were a person who thought filling the shoes of strangers with treats was a good idea.


Wait a minute ... there is such a holiday and such a person, and today is the day! This is St. Nicholas Day, so put out your (empty) shoes and hope for the best!

While we're on the topic of celebrations, today is also National Gazpacho Day. I think the best gazpacho I ever had was way back in my university days when I stopped at the Pantree in Ann Arbor for lunch one warm Summer day. It must have been pretty extraordinary for me to still remember it after over forty years, eh?

For those who don't like cold soups (which gazpacho tends to be, right?), it's also National Microwave Day, so feel free to heat up your gazpacho like Vinny Johnson coming into a Pistons game!



Keep Calm and Don't Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
The mental health issues related to our lockdown and the pandemic are especially hard for people with depression. NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, has a 24 hour helpline: 800-950-6264.







Sunday, December 05, 2021

Worship - 05 December 2021 - Plague Journal Day 633

Micah 6:8
Luke 3:1-6
Yes, your life matters.

Some of you are still sheltering in place, but fear not: I'm here to keep you sane and entertained.
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one? 


For our 9:30 AM worship service we will have a tribute soloist at offertory time, three(!) hymns for congregational singing, and we'll be sharing Holy Communion. Remember, we'll be streaming for all those who can't join us in person, and intend to continue that practice indefinitely. Still, know that we miss seeing you in person - please come join in corporate prayer, praise, and worship as soon as you feel ready.

As usual, today's stream should just appear as the latest entry on our YouTube channel, here.
You'll find all our previous worship videos right there at that same place, and today's stream will stay there as a recording as well.

Keep Calm and Don't Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
The mental health issues related to our lockdown and the pandemic are especially hard for people with depression. NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, has a 24 hour helpline: 800-950-6264