Showing posts with label IRS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IRS. Show all posts

Thursday, April 15, 2021

I Remember Stuff - 15 April 2021 - Plague Journal Day 399

Micah 6:8
Exodus 20:16
Yes, your life matters.

We all are still sheltering in place, but I'm here to keep you sane and entertained.
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one?


Today is the day that used to be dreaded as the annual request for self-incrimination (generally unintentional) from the IRS, Income Tax Filing Day. Once again the COVIDs have delayed that deadline - this year only for an extra month - so it somehow doesn't feel special, even though my Outlook calendar noted that today is Tax Day.
Please note - I'm not complaining. Also note that the 1040 above is my favorite version - the one that says "DO NOT FILE" in large letters. I'm happy to follow instructions.

It's perhaps instructive to note that today is also Take A Wild Guess Day. Once again we look at unintentional self-incrimination. One wonders if taking the Fifth is allowed on line 1 of the 1040 form.

Keep Calm and Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
The mental health issues related to our lockdown and the pandemic are especially hard for people with depression. NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, has a 24 hour helpline: 800-950-6264.


Monday, March 08, 2021

I Need Some Coffee - 08 March 2021 - Plague Journal Day 361

Micah 6:8
Colossians 3:15-17
Yes, your life matters.

We all are still sheltering in place, but I'm here to keep you sane and entertained.
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one?

I think being alone all the time is getting to me.
I seem to be more emotional about little things than I ever was before. Maybe it's just getting older, but I don't think so. Anyway, we added back a responsive reading in worship yesterday. It's really very simple - responsively reading a psalm, the liturgist alternating with the congregation.
I choked up in the middle of our first response.
Hearing my church family speaking together out loud - masked and distanced, but together and out loud - was obviously something I had missed more than I realized. I really did choke up and couldn't finish that first line, simply because it was so wonderful to hear everyone around me. It may seem silly, but that's how it hit me.
Now it's on to some singing! (One of these days, the good Lord willing and the creek don't rise.)


I also wish a Happy Commonwealth Day to my commonwealthy brethren and sistern. A bit nasty for the former Prince (and soon to be former Duke?) and Duchess to badmouth the royals on this celebration of the Commonwealth. Bad form, you two.

This Day in History:
08 March 1913 – The Internal Revenue Service began collecting income taxes.
08 March 8 1999 Joe DiMaggio died.



Where did you go, Joe DiMaggio? The nation turns its sleepy eyes to you.

Keep Calm and Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
The mental health issues related to our lockdown and the pandemic are especially hard for people with depression. NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, has a 24 hour helpline: 800-950-6264.


Thursday, May 17, 2007

Immigration "Reform"

Just in from Washington: we're going to make it easy for illegal immigrants to become citizens. This means we're officially thumbing our noses at folks who tried to follow the rules and apply for entry and citizenship in accordance with federal laws.
This seems beyond ludicrous on its face (at best). Still, being a glass is 7/12 full kind of guy, I am looking at this development in a decidedly optimistic way. I figure that now that we've started rewarding (rather than punishing) law-breakers, we should start lobbying for the income tax to be next in line.
What exciting days are ahead for our republic (or whatever we've become) as we contemplate just how to reward tax cheats. Makes me think about filing an amended return, asking for all my withholding back!

grr.