We all are still sheltering in place, but I'm here to keep you sane and entertained.
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one?
How many of you have had the experience of braving the dangers of a grocery store, only to find shelves empty of all but the least desired items?
Thank you, you may put down your hands now.
Clearly in these times of hoarding hordes pillaging the paper product aisles, we find ourselves wondering what items we ought to purchase; what items will actually be useful, and will last long enough to be worth taking home with us.
Once again, the panorama of celebrations shines a light on our current situation.
Most of us have heard that Twinkies will last well past any zombie apocalypse or thermonuclear holocaust we poor humans can imagine or initiate. Let's take that as a given.
In that vein, it is nearly pleasant to discover that today is National Twinkie Day.
My advice is to make sure you have a month's supply of Twinkies laid in, just in case. Naturally I leave it up to you to determine just how many Twinkies it will take for your month's supply.
To further fuel the favorable attitudes toward, not to say fawning over, these golden cakes, I can also suggest a visit to the Wayback Machine to view the wonder that once was the TWINKIES Project.
This may be a time-sink / rabbit hole kind of excursion, so consider yourself warned.
Please enjoy responsibly.
Keep Calm and Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
Today's bonus: If you can, why not watch Lady and the Tramp today, as it's National Siamese Cat Day!
One could hardly ask for much more than that, now could one?
How many of you have had the experience of braving the dangers of a grocery store, only to find shelves empty of all but the least desired items?
Thank you, you may put down your hands now.
Clearly in these times of hoarding hordes pillaging the paper product aisles, we find ourselves wondering what items we ought to purchase; what items will actually be useful, and will last long enough to be worth taking home with us.
Once again, the panorama of celebrations shines a light on our current situation.
Most of us have heard that Twinkies will last well past any zombie apocalypse or thermonuclear holocaust we poor humans can imagine or initiate. Let's take that as a given.
In that vein, it is nearly pleasant to discover that today is National Twinkie Day.
My advice is to make sure you have a month's supply of Twinkies laid in, just in case. Naturally I leave it up to you to determine just how many Twinkies it will take for your month's supply.
To further fuel the favorable attitudes toward, not to say fawning over, these golden cakes, I can also suggest a visit to the Wayback Machine to view the wonder that once was the TWINKIES Project.
This may be a time-sink / rabbit hole kind of excursion, so consider yourself warned.
Please enjoy responsibly.
Keep Calm and Stay Away.
I'll be back tomorrow.
Today's bonus: If you can, why not watch Lady and the Tramp today, as it's National Siamese Cat Day!
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